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No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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