Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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