clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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