she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
In other news, I just burned my penis
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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