What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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