But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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