You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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