This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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