Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I want to be your penis for a week.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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