she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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