is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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