Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Dicks are not precious.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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