is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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