Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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