He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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