what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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