Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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