the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Randomize
