I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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