Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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