Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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