No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize