I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Your tits are I can't wait for
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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