remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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