It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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