maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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