He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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