Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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