How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
my poor anus
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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