Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
the liver wants what the liver wants
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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