She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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