What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
