your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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