I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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