): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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