non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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