You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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