He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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