I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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