I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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