Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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