i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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