Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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