i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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