conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I touched a dick in church today
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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