we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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