HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
no, he came in my armpit
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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