Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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