Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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