If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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