Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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